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King Candy scoffed and took out a hankie, wiping the hand he touched Vanellope with.

"There is only one way to enter," He began to get angry, "Gold coins. To get a gold coin, you have to win a race. To race, you have to have a gold coin. Do you see what’s going on here?"

Of course I can see what is going on here old man.

"Old?" King Candy almost screamed.”OLD?!”

Ya heard me.

That’s it!” King Candy pointed to the sky, “I’ve had enough of your sassy mouth, young lady!" He stepped closer to Vanellope with each word, "Listen here, my little glitch. I don’t care if you wanna race. I, I don’t even care if you’ve got a million gold coins stashed away. You are never, ever racing in this tournament! Ever!”

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King Candy scoffed and took out a hankie, wiping the hand he touched Vanellope with.

"There is only one way to enter," He began to get angry, "Gold coins. To get a gold coin, you have to win a race. To race, you have to have a gold coin. Do you see what’s going on here?"

Of course I can see what is going on here old man.

"Old?" King Candy almost screamed.”OLD?!”

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I believe you were the one who said it, not sour bill.

"No, no. You must be glitching out again," King Candy adjusted his bowtie, "I heard it messes with the not-crazy part of your brain and makes you assume things." He eyed Vanellope, "You haven’t tried racing again, have you?”

Of course I have tried to race.

"Vanellopeeeee," He sighed, placing a hand on her shoulder, "You know that’s against the rules. It’s Pay-to-Play, an you can’t pay."

Don’t touch me. I can always find a way to enter.

King Candy scoffed and took out a hankie, wiping the hand he touched Vanellope with.

"There is only one way to enter," He began to get angry, "Gold coins. To get a gold coin, you have to win a race. To race, you have to have a gold coin. Do you see what’s going on here?"

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I believe you were the one who said it, not sour bill.

"No, no. You must be glitching out again," King Candy adjusted his bowtie, "I heard it messes with the not-crazy part of your brain and makes you assume things." He eyed Vanellope, "You haven’t tried racing again, have you?”

Of course I have tried to race.

"Vanellopeeeee," He sighed, placing a hand on her shoulder, "You know that’s against the rules. It’s Pay-to-Play, an you can’t pay."

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"The glitch!" King Candy gasped as he saw his mortal, three-foot tall enemy. "Sour Bill!" He yelled to his lacky, "Prepare the fungeon at once for our… guest." King Candy ran up to Vanellope….

What was that last part?

"Er, nothing!" King Candy tittered, "*hoo hoo* Nothing, nothing. Certainly not something that happens in this kingdom. I— Sour Bill, why did you say that? What an accusation!”

I believe you were the one who said it, not sour bill.

"No, no. You must be glitching out again," King Candy adjusted his bowtie, "I heard it messes with the not-cray part of your brain and makes you assume things." He eyed Vanellope, "You haven’t tried racing again, have you?”

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"The glitch!" King Candy gasped as he saw his mortal, three-foot tall enemy. "Sour Bill!" He yelled to his lacky, "Prepare the fungeon at once for our… guest." King Candy ran up to Vanellope….

What was that last part?

"Er, nothing!" King Candy tittered, "*hoo hoo* Nothing, nothing. Certainly not something that happens in this kingdom. I— Sour Bill, why did you say that? What an accusation!”

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